1. On Tuesday the painters showed up 3 hours late, and then 30 minutes later, they took a 1.5 hour lunch break. (and no, they were not working before they came to my house)
2. I took Reba on a walk in my neighborhood to explore a fort that is supposedly right next to my house. We stumbled upon heaps of human feces, peacocks and wild boars.
3. On Diwali, little children shoot fireworks - like the real kind. The kind your city shoots off. Yes, your CITY. Here, 5 year olds take care of that job.
4. Beginning this time of year, the weather forecast for Delhi says "smokey".
5. A cow diarrhea-ed on my leg in Goa.
6. Parties for 5 year olds consist of rented bouncy castles, trampolines, Indian puppet shows and balloon fun. AND, even though those in charge don't show up on time because they believe that the party is not until the next day, if you call them, they'll be there in 10 minutes and everything will be good to go in 10 more minutes.
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India sounds really amazing. Multiple poop references in the same blog post...wow. Call me, I have a sick night club story for you
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